Top 5 Reasons I Don’t Like Mornings

  1. The sun is too bright for my night-weary eyes
  2. People are chipper in the morning.  I can’t do morning chipper.
  3. Conversation expectations.  People expect me to do more than grunt before 10am (except my brilliant editor, who knows I’m incoherent so calls at 10:30)
  4. Caffeine buildup hasn’t had time to occur.  It takes at least an hour of steadily ingesting tea before there’s enough to turn on my brain.
  5. Brrrrr.  No matter what the temperature of the house, its always warmer, cozier and happier under the blankets.

1 Comment to Top 5 Reasons I Don’t Like Mornings

  1. Dianna says:

    Since it is 5:32 a.m. right now consider this an agreeing grunt.

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